I'm the same person I was when he loved me. In fact I'm an arguably better person because I went away and figured out what I want.

Hannah

Nope you didn't break any rules except maybe the rule of common fucking decency Adam.

Hannah [to Adam]

Adam: Sorry I know this is fucking weird, but if I knew you were coming home-
Hannah: What? You wouldn't have had a girlfriend?

You don't know Hannah. She'll stay in there until we have a new president. She's stubborn as fuck and likes to be in bed a lot.

Adam

Just having a little chat here in the dark corner of the American dream.

Ray

The one about you not buying the thin mints from the Girl Scouts? That's not trivial. That was a triumph.

Elijah [to Hannah]

I think you should talk to the rest of the class, because they put me in a box and now I'm suffocating.

Hannah

Why don't we not workshop my apology? I think it takes us down a dangerous road, workshopping each other's emotions.

Hannah

Your entire life you've been telling the world you're a loser who doesn't care. That's not you anymore. I've watched that happen.

Shoshanna [to Ray]

Shoshanna: I just don't understand why nobody tells you how bad its gonna be in the real world.
Marnie: Yeah they do. It's pretty much all they tell you.

Oh so this is how you guys really sound. I thought this was just mixed really badly.

Jessa [to Marnie]

Your whole story is like a winky face emoji followed by a poop emoji.

Hannah

Girls Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.