Girls Quotes
I'm tired of being polite. You're a fucking stepford psycho and I'm tired of seeing you around everyone.
Audrey [to Marnie]
It's like having a clit in your butt.
Hannah
What's a butt plug?
Shoshanna
Unlike you, I'd do almost anything sexually.
Hannah
Um seriously though, I like really think that the best years of your life are like totally gonna happen here.
to Hannah}
We're all adults, you can tell them we had sex. That's why we're late, because we had sex.
Ray [to Shoshanna]
Oooh I hate when people are early, it's so vile.
Jessa
There are certain people who are meant to remain in your past. I made a mistake trying to repurpose you.
Hannah
It's a Wednesday night baby and I'm alive!
Hannah
We're just all living in Hannah's world! And it's all Hannah Hannah Hannah all the time.
Elijah
God I love coke, it's like a fucking therapy session.
Elijah
Let's have the type of night where it's 5 am and one of us has definitely punched someone who's been on a Disney channel show.
Elijah
