Glee
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Next week, I'm gonna be performing a musical number by Ke$ha.
Brittany
Will: Who can tell me who Christopher Cross is?
Brittany: He discovered America.
Rachel: I think you and I are more similar than you think.
Kurt: That's a terrible thing to say.
I don't know how to turn on a computer.
Brittany
I have no criticisms, go with God Satan, Santana.
Kurt
You're gay. You're not like Rock Hudson gay. You're really gay. You sing like Diana Ross and you dress like you own a Magic Chocolate Factory.
Burt
He's the dumbest person on the planet, and that's coming from me.
Brittany
Sam: I'm Sam. Sam I am. And I don't like Green Eggs and Ham.
Santana: He has no game.
Will: Who's to say everything I do is 100% on the ball?
Sue: No one would say that.
I’ve had mono so many times I’ve turned into stereo.
Santana
Blaine Warbler, I'm gonna rock your world.
Rachel
If your students wanna praise God, I suggest they enroll in Sweet Holy Mother of God Academy on St. Jesus Street.
Sue
