Favorite Glee Quotes
Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?Brittany
Your hair looks like a briar patch. I keep expecting racist, animated Disney characters to pop up and start singing about living on the bayou.Sue
I will no longer be carrying around photo ID. Know why? People should know who I am.Sue
I'm so depressed I've worn the same outfit twice this week.Kurt
Rachel: Break a leg.
Finn: I love you.
I'm pretty sure my cat is reading my diary.Brittany
I want Channing Tatum to stop being in stuff.Mike
[God] makes me gay and then makes His followers go around saying it's a choice, as if I'd choose to be mocked every day of my life.Kurt
When I heard Sandy wanted to write himself into a scene as Queen Cleopatra, I was aroused. And then furious.Sue
Rachel manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time.Kurt
My mom won't even let me watch Twilight. She says she thinks Kristen Stewart seems like a bitch.Tina
[to the panel] Okay. I'm just gonna come out and say it. This is a singing competition. I don't know how those deaf kids got in. They weren't singing, they were like honking and everyone was crying and I was like, "Get off the stage. You're terrible and you're making me super uncomfortable."Candace