Glee
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I was like some heroine from a lost Tennessee Williams play.
Rachel
She will chew you up and spit you out like a Jewish Hillary Clinton.
Santana
I think I saw a squirrel come out of the back of your hair.
Rachel
The past is dead to me. Except for maybe just one thing.
Puck
The only thing I can see you giving birth to is a bushel of russet potatoes.
Sue
You two in the same room and there are no stitches? That’s an improvement.
Kurt
Have you noticed how hot I look in my uniform?
Puck
Rachel Berry is the most horrible human being on the planet.
Santana
We were all raised by different parents, but we grew up together in the Glee club.
Will
A star is a star, it doesn’t matter where in the sky I shine.
Santana
I’d rather do hard with you and easy with anyone else.
Quinn
That sweater’s legit.
Puck
