I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck

Joe: I was having feelings.
Sam: You mean like, in your pants feelings?

You told him what we're gonna do. You're like a modern day Eggs Benedict.

Puck

You two should be wetting yourselves with shame.

Sue

You just got poked. Poked by the Pink Dagger.

Sandy

I have no problem with nudity. Let me tell you about my planned production of Equus.

Sandy

I don't smell raspberry hair gel. Does anyone know where Blaine Warbler is?

Brittany

You look like a cast member of Kids Incorporated.

Emma

Rachel: Are you suggesting I get a nose job?
Doctor: You're sixteen right? That's when I gave my daughters theirs. It's like a right of passage for Jewish girls.

For me, the real joy of Christmas was breaking the collective heart of the glee club.

Sue

It’s really hard to be a straight white male these days.

Sam

Kurt: Can we please talk about the giant elephant in the room?
Cheerleader: Your sexuality?

Glee Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck

Don't sweat that old chair. I have a lovely chaise picked out.

Kurt