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(about the lilies) They’re the lesbian of flowers.


Beiste: Dr. Jones said the new end of world date is September 27, 2014
Brittany: That gives us like two whole years of giving love and brutal honesty to everyone we know.

Brittany: I'm gonna die.
Santana: I'll be worth it.

Quinn always was a genius slapper.


Stop the violence.


It's less Hebraic and more Fabray-ic.


Rachel: Okay, you know what, Kurt? You've become boring. You go to class, and then you come home, and you eat all this food and watch your stories, and you Skype with Blaine, and it's not even sexy Skyping. I know this because you just go to sleep. Same thing every day.
Kurt: I change up my afternoon smoothie occasionally.

You look terrible. I look awesome.


He was my person.

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