[to Kurt and Walter] Shall we start with something to drink? Perhaps a Shirley Temple in a sippy cup for Sonny. And how about a chalky Ensure, enriched with calcium to fortify those brittle bones?

Sue

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn

Jesse: I couldn't stay away.
Will: From the show, or her?

Coach Beiste didn't touch my boobs. Actually, I wanna touch her boobs.

Brittany

Adultery. That’s what this is called.

Sue

Please be songs about sweaters.

Brittany

You have seven months of your life left. Enjoy it.

Rachel [to Quinn]

Beiste: Dr. Jones said the new end of world date is September 27, 2014
Brittany: That gives us like two whole years of giving love and brutal honesty to everyone we know.

"Is this some kind of joke or something? I mean, like Kurt last year? Is someone gonna throw pigs blood on me next like in Carrie?"

Rachel

Sam: My dad always said there were two ways to get a girl to love you: take her hunting, and rock n roll.

Dude, my bowels have better moves than you.

Puck

I don't really groove on Young MC.

Puck

Glee Quotes

[to Kurt and Walter] Shall we start with something to drink? Perhaps a Shirley Temple in a sippy cup for Sonny. And how about a chalky Ensure, enriched with calcium to fortify those brittle bones?

Sue

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn