[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.


Stop the violence.


Spencer: You want me to infiltrate the glee club and be terrible on purpose so everyone gets demoralized and quits?
Sue: Works every time.

We're gonna go to the hotel where they put up the guest stars on Lost.


Wow Will, that's a lot of vests.


Do it. Break it like you broke my heart.


I spell woman Z-I-Z-E-S.


Will: Right now, I'm the president of the Celibacy Club.
Holly: That's a waste of some fine man butt.

Teacher: What's the capitol of Ohio?
Brittany: O.

That sweater’s legit.


I got a satellite interview. That's lingo for an interview, via satellite.


I can't wait to start singing and dancing and maybe even putting on the Ritz a little bit.


Glee Quotes

It's not the broken dreams that break us. It's the ones we don't dare to dream.


What kid is gonna choose glee club over football? It would be ridiculous.