I had sex with you because you got me drunk on wine coolers and I felt fat that day. But it was a mistake.

Quinn [to Puck]

They can't touch me. They can't touch us.

Kurt

Finn: I miss getting hit.
Kurt: Pure boyish insanity.

I would just like to say that from now on I demand to have every solo in glee club. When I had my teeth cleaned I had the most amazing Britney Spears fantasy. I sang and dance better than her. Now I realize what a powerful woman that I am.

Brittany

Artie: I thought I was over someone, but I still think I have feelings for them.
Brittany: The Clintons?

Kurt: You truly are the world's greatest dad.
Burt: I know. It's written on the coffee mug you got me for Father's Day.

When I pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogynist.

Brittany

Emma: I didn't know you could cook.
Will: There are so many things you don't know about me. I can't wait to introduce them to you.

Do you want me to iron some bacon for you?

Emma

Will: Here's the problem with Sue Sylvester: you never quite know where you stand.

You had me at sex tape. How can I help?

Artie

I'm full of ennui.

Kurt

Glee Quotes

Relationships are a lot like flowers. If you find the right seed, put it in good soil, give it water and sunlight, bam. Perfect bud. And then comes winter and the flower dies. But if you tend that garden, spring will come along and that flower will bloom again.

Finn

I had sex with you because you got me drunk on wine coolers and I felt fat that day. But it was a mistake.

Quinn [to Puck]