Popular Glee Quotes
I had sex with you because you got me drunk on wine coolers and I felt fat that day. But it was a mistake.Quinn [to Puck]
They can't touch me. They can't touch us.Kurt
Finn: I miss getting hit.
Kurt: Pure boyish insanity.
I would just like to say that from now on I demand to have every solo in glee club. When I had my teeth cleaned I had the most amazing Britney Spears fantasy. I sang and dance better than her. Now I realize what a powerful woman that I am.Brittany
Artie: I thought I was over someone, but I still think I have feelings for them.
Brittany: The Clintons?
Kurt: You truly are the world's greatest dad.
Burt: I know. It's written on the coffee mug you got me for Father's Day.
When I pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogynist.Brittany
Emma: I didn't know you could cook.
Will: There are so many things you don't know about me. I can't wait to introduce them to you.
Do you want me to iron some bacon for you?Emma
Will: Here's the problem with Sue Sylvester: you never quite know where you stand.
You had me at sex tape. How can I help?Artie
I'm full of ennui.Kurt