You can't change your past. But you can let go and start your future.

Quinn

Dude, my bowels have better moves than you.

Puck

You can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you.

Kurt

Teacher: What's the capitol of Ohio?
Brittany: O.

It's a Britney Spears sex riot!

Sue

How’s it going. Call me white chocolate.

Sam

Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.

Kurt

They have credits. In utero credits.

Rachel

Finn: I miss getting hit.
Kurt: Pure boyish insanity.

Let's pray.

Quinn Fabray [after Finn tries to get to second base]

Where is Rachel? She never misses applause.

Artie

Burt: Scared?
Kurt: Terrified.

Glee Quotes

We met right here. I took this man's hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I'm not in the habit of taking the hands of people I've never met before, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever. Which is why it's never really felt like I've been getting to know you. It's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?

Blaine

[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.

Rachel