Sue: I don't care for your attitude.
Santana: Well I don't give a hot wet monkey's ass what you care for.

You think this is hard? Try waterboarding. That's hard!

Sue Sylvestor

Finn: Are we a part of something special, you and me?
Rachel: Yes.
Finn: I love you.

I'm a closet lesbian and a judgmental bitch, which means one thing. I have awesome gaydar.

Santana

I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.

Sue

Sue: We've lost the true meaning of Halloween: fear.

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Best prom ever!

Brittany

I need to re-pencil my eyebrows on.

Santana

Makeovers are like crack to me.

Kurt

As soon as I get my record deal, I'm not speaking to any of you.

Mercedes

Finn sends me cute text messages all the time. They're usually puns about my boobs, but I still appreciate the effort.

Rachel

Mike Chang, Asian dancer.

Mike Chang

Glee Quotes

Sue: I don't care for your attitude.
Santana: Well I don't give a hot wet monkey's ass what you care for.

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

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