You know, the New York Times said, um, half the increase in support of gay marriage is due to generational turnover. That's what smart people call 'crazy, uptight bitches dying.' You guys lost, okay? And honestly the rest of us are just going about our business being normal and waiting for you not to be around, and not because you can stop us from getting married, but because you're kind of annoying.

Brittany

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn

Jesse: I couldn't stay away.
Will: From the show, or her?

Coach Beiste didn't touch my boobs. Actually, I wanna touch her boobs.

Brittany

Adultery. That’s what this is called.

Sue

Please be songs about sweaters.

Brittany

You have seven months of your life left. Enjoy it.

Rachel [to Quinn]

Beiste: Dr. Jones said the new end of world date is September 27, 2014
Brittany: That gives us like two whole years of giving love and brutal honesty to everyone we know.

I'm giving you full visitation rights to the twins that reside on my rib cage.

Santana [to Sam]

It’s just...it’s really hard being a star.

Rachel

I don't know how to turn on a computer.

Brittany

Joe: I was having feelings.
Sam: You mean like, in your pants feelings?

Glee Quotes

You know, the New York Times said, um, half the increase in support of gay marriage is due to generational turnover. That's what smart people call 'crazy, uptight bitches dying.' You guys lost, okay? And honestly the rest of us are just going about our business being normal and waiting for you not to be around, and not because you can stop us from getting married, but because you're kind of annoying.

Brittany

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn