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Santana: Having sex is not dating.
Brittany: If it were Santana and I would be dating.

Beiste: Dr. Jones said the new end of world date is September 27, 2014
Brittany: That gives us like two whole years of giving love and brutal honesty to everyone we know.

Tina: You ignored me for weeks this summer.
Artie:I was playing a marathon game of Halo, woman.

Santana: Brittany, lock the door.
Brittany: I don't know how to do that.

I'll just marry an NFL player. They're super reliable.


Don't throw yourself around like you don't matter. Because you matter, Kurt.


Why do we need to go all vanilla on this song? What we need is my chocolate thunder.


I was spending to much time flossing, I was missing my life.

Dave Martinez

What you call insanity, I call inspiration.

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