Glee

Glee "A Night of Neglect" Quotes

Will: What do you think of my taffy plan to raise money for Detroit
Holly: I think its as terrible has the word Brainiac. Listen, you let that crazy ex-wife of yours mess with your brain and now you think you can't dream.
Will: What should we do then?
Holly: A night of neglect.
Will: That actually sounds like my life.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: Also, I have a razor blade in my hair.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Sandy: You just got poked. Poked by the Pink Dagger.
 • Rating: 3.6 / 5.0

Mercedes: I just don't get it, why are you a bigger star than me?
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Holly: I spent three years sending hate mail to Debbie Gibson until she wrote me back and said the stress of my letters was giving her alopecia.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jacob: My curly hair in Cairo twitter account helped bring down Mubarak. Technology has allowed us to be brutally cruel without suffering any consequences.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Blaine: We could have handled that.
Santana: It was more fun doing it together.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dustin: Let me tell you something about Will Schuester. That guy has tiny baby hands. Seriously, it's weird. Once I saw him try and pick up a Big Mac, he couldn't do it. He had to eat it layer by layer. Teeny, tiny, wee baby hands.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Dustin: I'm handsome, I'm good looking and I'm easy on the eyes. Also, I'm gorgeous.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Dustin: This hairline is 85% my own and my sperm count is off the charts.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

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