Will's Father: We just sold all 17 copies of your CD!
Will's Mother: I didn't even have to show any of them my bosoms!

Dude, my bowels have better moves than you.


He's here! He's here! Josh Groban is here. Front row, big brown eyes, cute as a buttermilk biscuit. I barfed.


I'm going to ask you to smell your armpits. That's the smell of failure, and it's stinking up my office.


Throngs of screaming teenagers don't do it for Josh Groban.

Josh Groban

We're gonna win because we're different. That what makes us special.


Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.

The way you use your mental illness to help these kids is really inspiring.


Cougar: Is that a nipple ring?
Puck: Yeah. I'm pretty rock 'n roll.

The critics said Van Halen was dead when David Lee Roth quit. But the hit single "Right Now" proved them wrong.


When I get stressed, I work out. You can probably tell. I'm gonna down a few Powers Bars and knock out a few reps, come up with a solution.


Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.


Glee Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

They say it takes more certainty than talent to be a star. Just look at John Stamos.


Being a good father is all about guts. And you've got about six months to see if you have any.

Will's dad