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Glee

Will's Father: We just sold all 17 copies of your CD!
Will's Mother: I didn't even have to show any of them my bosoms!

Dude, my bowels have better moves than you.

Puck

He's here! He's here! Josh Groban is here. Front row, big brown eyes, cute as a buttermilk biscuit. I barfed.

Sandy

I'm going to ask you to smell your armpits. That's the smell of failure, and it's stinking up my office.

Sue

Throngs of screaming teenagers don't do it for Josh Groban.

Josh Groban

We're gonna win because we're different. That what makes us special.

Rachel

Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.

The way you use your mental illness to help these kids is really inspiring.

Sue

Cougar: Is that a nipple ring?
Puck: Yeah. I'm pretty rock 'n roll.

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