Glee

Glee "Acafellas" Quotes

Will's Father: We just sold all 17 copies of your CD!
Will's Mother: I didn't even have to show any of them my bosoms!
 • Rating: Unrated

Puck: Dude, my bowels have better moves than you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sandy: He's here! He's here! Josh Groban is here. Front row, big brown eyes, cute as a buttermilk biscuit. I barfed.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: I'm going to ask you to smell your armpits. That's the smell of failure, and it's stinking up my office.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Josh Groban: Throngs of screaming teenagers don't do it for Josh Groban.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: We're gonna win because we're different. That what makes us special.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: The way you use your mental illness to help these kids is really inspiring.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cougar: Is that a nipple ring?
Puck: Yeah. I'm pretty rock 'n roll.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Emma: The critics said Van Halen was dead when David Lee Roth quit. But the hit single "Right Now" proved them wrong.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

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