Glee Season 2 Episode 1: "Audition" Quotes
Mercedes: Is that a men's sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.
Puck: Dude, your mouth is huge. How many tennis balls can you fit in there?
Sam: I don't know. I've never had balls in my mouth. Have you?
Tina: You ignored me for weeks this summer.
Artie:I was playing a marathon game of Halo, woman.
They fell in love over the summer, at Asian camp.Artie
We need chorus glee club members, people to stand behind me with wet eyes while I sing solos.Rachel
Female football coach, like a male nurse? Sin against nature.Sue
Coach Beiste: You're all coffee and no omelet.
Sue: That doesn't make any sense.
You make not trying to destroy glee club easy because you're doing such a bang-up job yourself.Sue
Kurt: Here's a comment to anyone that posts a message to your blog: say what you wanna say to my face!
My eyes are up here, Jew fro.Santana
Finn: Rachel is what you'd call a controlist.
Rachel: I'm controlling. Controlist isn't a word.
Even if your team has dropped their sequin-covered panties and urinated all over the stage like an elderly Carol Channing, they literally could not have done worse.Sue