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Glee

A person that has to pump her naughties full of gravy to feel good about herself clearly doesn't have the self-esteem to be my head cheerleader.

Sue

I don't need the sound of your stretch marks rubbing together.

Sue

Everyone told me that Sue was the school bully and you were really nice. Guess they got that half right.

Beiste

Mercedes: Is that a men's sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.

Puck: Dude, your mouth is huge. How many tennis balls can you fit in there?
Sam: I don't know. I've never had balls in my mouth. Have you?

Tina: You ignored me for weeks this summer.
Artie:I was playing a marathon game of Halo, woman.

They fell in love over the summer, at Asian camp.

Artie

We need chorus glee club members, people to stand behind me with wet eyes while I sing solos.

Rachel

Female football coach, like a male nurse? Sin against nature.

Sue
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