Glee

Tuesdays 8:00 PM on FOX
Glee
Watch Glee Online Free
Try Amazon Prime for FREE and watch this title!

You know what, a reminder, I own that guppie mouth. Those aerosmith lips belong to me!

Santana

Quinn: I hate you did to my body! I use to have abs!
Puck: Hey!

Finn: What about after we win Nationals?
Will: I'll buy the sparkling cider.

Quinn: There's a fair amount of the pot calling the kettle black now.
Brittany: That's so racist.

Being thrown up on, it just does something to a person.

Rachel

Why don't you down a 4 Loco, Count Boozy Von Drunk a Ton?

Santana

I rode a bull and was thinking of you.

Will [voicemail, to Emma]

My nose is still filled with the acrid stench of teen vomit.

Sue

And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar sign ha, New Directions.

Figgins

Ke$ha has been a culture icon for weeks.

Brittany

It's kinda like nursing a POW back to health so he's at his strongest when you torture him.

Sue

Rachel: Blaine and I have a lot in common.
Kurt: A sentiment expressed by many a hag by many dating a gay.

Displaying quotes 1 - 12 of 25 in total

Glee Season 2 Episode 14 Quotes

I suggest you pre-actively check into rehab, as you are a future alcoholic.

Sue

I love hearing about the glee club, but I'm actually more interested in you.

Emma
× Close Ad