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You know what, a reminder, I own that guppie mouth. Those aerosmith lips belong to me!


Quinn: I hate you did to my body! I use to have abs!
Puck: Hey!

Finn: What about after we win Nationals?
Will: I'll buy the sparkling cider.

Quinn: There's a fair amount of the pot calling the kettle black now.
Brittany: That's so racist.

Being thrown up on, it just does something to a person.


Why don't you down a 4 Loco, Count Boozy Von Drunk a Ton?


I rode a bull and was thinking of you.

Will [voicemail, to Emma]

My nose is still filled with the acrid stench of teen vomit.


And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar sign ha, New Directions.

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