Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 2 Episode 14: "Blame It on the Alcohol" Quotes
You know what, a reminder, I own that guppie mouth. Those aerosmith lips belong to me!
Santana
Quinn: I hate you did to my body! I use to have abs!
Puck: Hey!
Finn: What about after we win Nationals?
Will: I'll buy the sparkling cider.
Quinn: There's a fair amount of the pot calling the kettle black now.
Brittany: That's so racist.
Being thrown up on, it just does something to a person.
Rachel
Why don't you down a 4 Loco, Count Boozy Von Drunk a Ton?
Santana
I rode a bull and was thinking of you.
Will [voicemail, to Emma]
My nose is still filled with the acrid stench of teen vomit.
Sue
And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar sign ha, New Directions.
Figgins
Ke$ha has been a culture icon for weeks.
Brittany
It's kinda like nursing a POW back to health so he's at his strongest when you torture him.
Sue
Rachel: Blaine and I have a lot in common.
Kurt: A sentiment expressed by many a hag by many dating a gay.
