Glee

Glee "Blame It on the Alcohol" Quotes

Santana: You know what, a reminder, I own that guppie mouth. Those aerosmith lips belong to me!
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Quinn: I hate you did to my body! I use to have abs!
Puck: Hey!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Finn: What about after we win Nationals?
Will: I'll buy the sparkling cider.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Quinn: There's a fair amount of the pot calling the kettle black now.
Brittany: That's so racist.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Rachel: Being thrown up on, it just does something to a person.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: Why don't you down a 4 Loco, Count Boozy Von Drunk a Ton?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Will [voicemail, to Emma]: I rode a bull and was thinking of you.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Sue: My nose is still filled with the acrid stench of teen vomit.
 • Rating: 3.6 / 5.0

Figgins: And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar sign ha, New Directions.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brittany: Ke$ha has been a culture icon for weeks.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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