Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 2 Episode 13: "Comeback" Quotes
Puck: Can I touch your knockers now?
Lauren: Only if you wanna lose your hand. But you're on your way.
Do dudes ever get erections when they wrestle with you?
Puck
Sam: Everything Bieber does is epic.
Artie: Truth.
There's only one "i" in diva, Rachel. And that "i" is me.
Mercedes
For a brief period, I was a tamborine player for Wilson Phillips.
Sue
Brittany: What is that look called?
Rachel: Sexy school girl librarian chic.
We need a sugary sweet dose of the Biebs to get us some action again.
Mike
Puck: We underestimated the power of the Biebs.
Mike: He's clearly a mini God.
I've gotta get that girl on the Cheerios.
Sue [on Sam]
Dude, that haircur makes your mouth look even bigger.
Puck
Will: Who can tell us what an anthem is?
Brittany: The bottom of an ant's pant.
Will: So close.
I wore a tanktop today because I thought it was summer and no one taught me how to read a calendar.
Brittany
