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Puck: Can I touch your knockers now?
Lauren: Only if you wanna lose your hand. But you're on your way.

Do dudes ever get erections when they wrestle with you?

Puck

Sam: Everything Bieber does is epic.
Artie: Truth.

There's only one "i" in diva, Rachel. And that "i" is me.

Mercedes

For a brief period, I was a tamborine player for Wilson Phillips.

Sue

Brittany: What is that look called?
Rachel: Sexy school girl librarian chic.

We need a sugary sweet dose of the Biebs to get us some action again.

Mike

Puck: We underestimated the power of the Biebs.
Mike: He's clearly a mini God.

I've gotta get that girl on the Cheerios.

Sue [on Sam]

Dude, that haircur makes your mouth look even bigger.

Puck

Will: Who can tell us what an anthem is?
Brittany: The bottom of an ant's pant.
Will: So close.

I wore a tanktop today because I thought it was summer and no one taught me how to read a calendar.

Brittany
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Glee Season 2 Episode 13 Quotes

Will, you have more grease in your hair than the guy behind Wikileaks?

Sue

I'm committing Sue-icide.

Sue's journal