Glee

Glee "Duets" Quotes (Page 2)

Sam [on Kurt]: He emailed me like 60 MP3s of seeing and I thought he was Faith Hill.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Artie: You've never made eye contact with me.
Brittany: For awhile, I thought you were a robot.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: I'm only really generous if there's something in it for me.
Finn: Yeah. But I still like you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: You have issues with me being gay.
Finn: No. I have issues with the fact that you don't understand that 'no means no.'
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Brittany: Sweet lady kisses.
Santana: It's a nice break from all that scissoring.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Santana: I'm like a lizard. I need something warm beneath me or else I can't digest my food.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: I have three gifts: My voice, my ability to spot trends in men's fashion and my ability to know when it comes from a bottle.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Will: What's a duet?
Brittany: A blanket.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Sam: I'm Sam. Sam I am. And I don't like Green Eggs and Ham.
Santana: He has no game.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brittany: He's the dumbest person on the planet, and that's coming from me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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