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Artie: Am I about to lose my virginity?
Brittany: Before our deut, we're gonna do it.

Rachel: Hey, I have something I want to talk to you about.
Kurt: Please, not another pregnancy.

He's on team gay. No straight boy does his hair to look like Linda Evangelista circa 1983.

Kurt

When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.

Kurt

I was going to order us one really, really long piece of spaghetti like in Lady and the Tramp. I've been practicing nudging the meatball across the table with my nose.

Brittany

I know you're lonely, but you're not alone.

Rachel [to Kurt]

Rachel: I think you and I are more similar than you think.
Kurt: That's a terrible thing to say.

Artie: I thought I was over someone, but I still think I have feelings for them.
Brittany: The Clintons?

I'm with Rachel now. She's a lot shorter than Quinn and she talks a lot, but I love her.

Finn

How can you do a duet by yourself? That's like vocal masturbation.

Santana

He emailed me like 60 MP3s of seeing and I thought he was Faith Hill.

Sam [on Kurt]

Artie: You've never made eye contact with me.
Brittany: For awhile, I thought you were a robot.

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Glee Season 2 Episode 4 Quotes

Sam: I'm Sam. Sam I am. And I don't like Green Eggs and Ham.
Santana: He has no game.

He's the dumbest person on the planet, and that's coming from me.

Brittany
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