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Glee

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Narrator

Homeless will be homeless for awhile, that's sort of the problem.

Santana

Rachel: You gave me a dead pig for Christmas.
Finn: It's not dead yet. You gotta get it fat first.

Where's my bling?

Rachel

It's not about your ears. It's about your song. It makes me wanna kill myself.

Artie

That song was so depressing. I may actually be dead right now.

Santana

I made plans to shoot reindeer from my helicopter with Sarah Palin, but she canceled. Apparently Todd gets fussy when she misses his ballet recitals.

Sue

Christmas is a time for forgiveness. I have decided to forgive you for having no talent and ruining the American songbook, one mash-up at a time.

Sue

Holy crap. I'm dating Kim Kardashian.

Finn
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