Tonight's special is brought to you by Breadstix, now with even more breadsticks!

Narrator

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Homeless will be homeless for awhile, that's sort of the problem.

Santana

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Rachel: You gave me a dead pig for Christmas.
Finn: It's not dead yet. You gotta get it fat first.

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Where's my bling?

Rachel

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It's not about your ears. It's about your song. It makes me wanna kill myself.

Artie

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That song was so depressing. I may actually be dead right now.

Santana

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I made plans to shoot reindeer from my helicopter with Sarah Palin, but she canceled. Apparently Todd gets fussy when she misses his ballet recitals.

Sue

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Christmas is a time for forgiveness. I have decided to forgive you for having no talent and ruining the American songbook, one mash-up at a time.

Sue

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Holy crap. I'm dating Kim Kardashian.

Finn

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Finn: All I want for Christmas is you.
Rachel: All I want for Christmas is you, too. And five things on that list.

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