Glee "Funk" Quotes
Kurt: Rachel's one of us. We're the only ones who get to humiliate her.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sue: Will I'm not going to do this. Even your breath stinks of mediocrity.
• Rating: 4.2 / 5.0
Sue: I'm all about finding a freakish depressed kid and showing them what winning's all about.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Rachel: Now I just keep having nightmares of all of the mother's of the little baby chicks coming at me for revenge.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Rachel: Do it. Break it like you broke my heart.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Terri: I have this compulsive need to crush other people's dreams. Finn: Yeah that's what Mr. Shu said.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Mr Harrison: Where's my music? How am I supposed to shop without my Kenny G?
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Puck: You're not going to fondle us, are you Mr. Harrison?
• Rating: 2.8 / 5.0
Sue: Hot Cheetos have been proven to raise endorphins and make happy kids, and I can't have that.
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Kurt: I'm so depressed I've worn the same outfit twice this week.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 15
