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Glee

Rachel's one of us. We're the only ones who get to humiliate her.

Kurt

Will I'm not going to do this. Even your breath stinks of mediocrity.

Sue

I'm all about finding a freakish depressed kid and showing them what winning's all about.

Sue

Now I just keep having nightmares of all of the mother's of the little baby chicks coming at me for revenge.

Rachel

Do it. Break it like you broke my heart.

Rachel

Terri: I have this compulsive need to crush other people's dreams. Finn: Yeah that's what Mr. Shu said.

Where's my music? How am I supposed to shop without my Kenny G?

Mr Harrison

You're not going to fondle us, are you Mr. Harrison?

Puck

Hot Cheetos have been proven to raise endorphins and make happy kids, and I can't have that.

Sue
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