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Rachel's one of us. We're the only ones who get to humiliate her.

Kurt

Will I'm not going to do this. Even your breath stinks of mediocrity.

Sue

I'm all about finding a freakish depressed kid and showing them what winning's all about.

Sue

Now I just keep having nightmares of all of the mother's of the little baby chicks coming at me for revenge.

Rachel

Do it. Break it like you broke my heart.

Rachel

Terri: I have this compulsive need to crush other people's dreams. Finn: Yeah that's what Mr. Shu said.

Where's my music? How am I supposed to shop without my Kenny G?

Mr Harrison

You're not going to fondle us, are you Mr. Harrison?

Puck

Hot Cheetos have been proven to raise endorphins and make happy kids, and I can't have that.

Sue

I'm so depressed I've worn the same outfit twice this week.

Kurt

And that gay terrorist went on to become the first gay president of the United States, Abraham Lincoln.

Sue

Thinking "trust me" was a sensible birth control option.

Quinn (on regrets)
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Glee Season 1 Episode 21 Quotes

I want it to look like Elvis' gold record room at Graceland, except I'll be wanting far few morbidly obese women wandering around.

Sue

They call it a funkification, meaning they show us what they've got and we spiral into a deep cloud of funk.

Artie
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