Glee "Laryngitis" Quotes
Santana: Everyone knows my job here is to look hot.
Quinn: My baby hormones make me moody.
Brittany: There's so many words!
• Rating: 4.2 / 5.0
Santana: We all know that my job here is to look hot.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sue: I'll have to take to the mic and deliver a diatribe. Probably something about immigrants.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Sue: Nobody quits the Cheerios. You either die or I kick you off.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mr. Hummel: If things get serious, use protection.
Brittany: Does he mean like a burglar alarm?
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Kurt: I need you to respect my privacy. Brittany and I were just having sexual relations.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Brittany: Kissing my armpits is a really big turn-on for me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kurt: I'm not a box. There are more than four sides to me.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Brittany: You're pretty much the only guy in this school I haven't made out with because I thought you were capital G gay. But now that I know you're not, having a perfect record would mean a lot to me. Let me know if you wanna tap this.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Rachel: I'm like Tinkerbell, Finn. I need applause to live.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 23
