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Glee

Santana: Everyone knows my job here is to look hot.
Quinn: My baby hormones make me moody.
Brittany: There's so many words!

We all know that my job here is to look hot.

Santana

I'll have to take to the mic and deliver a diatribe. Probably something about immigrants.

Sue

Nobody quits the Cheerios. You either die or I kick you off.

Sue

Mr. Hummel: If things get serious, use protection.
Brittany: Does he mean like a burglar alarm?

I need you to respect my privacy. Brittany and I were just having sexual relations.

Kurt

Kissing my armpits is a really big turn-on for me.

Brittany

I'm not a box. There are more than four sides to me.

Kurt

You're pretty much the only guy in this school I haven't made out with because I thought you were capital G gay. But now that I know you're not, having a perfect record would mean a lot to me. Let me know if you wanna tap this.

Brittany
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