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Brody: Wow, you're smokin'.
Rachel: It's actually the duck.
Brody: No, it''s you.

Sugar asked me out on a date. She invited me to go horseback riding. I'm just hoping it doesn't involve being towed.


Rachel: It's pretty amazing what a good makeover can do. It's like you change the outside and the inside just follows.
Brody: I think it's the other way around. I think now your outside has caught up to how you feel about yourself.
Rachel: I like that.
Brody: I like you.

Kurt: It's so funny how a new image can change everything.
Isabelle: Oh, I sure hope you never lose that.
Kurt: What?
Isabelle: Oh, just your unbridled, wide-eyed Lima, Ohio optimism.

Blaine: Brittany S. Pierce in her last term accomplished absolutely nothing except plan a dinosaur-themed prom and ban the use of hair gel. Ladies and gentlemen, telling anyone what they can or can't put in their hair is disgusting. It's tyranny, my friends. Next thing you know, they'll start burning books. And then they'll probably start burning people, too.
Brittany: That's a lie.

Sam: Hey dude, uh, now that you made me over, can I give you some advice?
Blaine: Yeah, sure.
Sam: Lose the bow tie.
Blaine: What?
Sam: Trust me. It makes you look uptight and a little like a young Orville Reddenbacher.

[to Kurt] You're hanging out with fashion goddess Isabelle Wright. And I'm running for Student Body President with a former stripper.


We're not in Ohio anymore, Rachel.


Artie: I mean, it's no secret that a woman loves a man in power, and don't take this personally, but before I graduate I would like to have a relationship that lasts longer than a couple weeks.
Brittany: Why would I take that personally?
Artie: You and I dated.
Brittany: We did?

[to Kurt] No, you should dream. You should dream very, very big and then you should work incredibly hard and make sure you do everything in your power to make it happen.

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