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Puck: It was a message from God: Rachel was a hot Jew and the good lord wanted me to get into her pants.

Puck: Wanna make out?
Rachel: Sure!

When my mom applied to college, she put being popular as her main extracurricular activity.

Quinn

I don't really groove on Young MC.

Puck

I want the Thong Song. I was something I can shake my money maker to.

Ken

Emma: Ken has convinced me we need to at least be in the same room when the marriage is certified.
Ken: What can I say? I'm a traditionalist.

The slushee wars have commenced. None of us are safe.

Mercedes

It's my personal tribute to a musical Jewish icon.

Puck
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Glee Season 1 Episode 8 Quotes

The slushee wars have commenced. None of us are safe.

Mercedes

It's my personal tribute to a musical Jewish icon.

Puck
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