Glee Season 1 Episode 8: "Mash-Up" Quotes
Puck: It was a message from God: Rachel was a hot Jew and the good lord wanted me to get into her pants.
Puck: Wanna make out?
When my mom applied to college, she put being popular as her main extracurricular activity.Quinn
I don't really groove on Young MC.Puck
I want the Thong Song. I was something I can shake my money maker to.Ken
Emma: Ken has convinced me we need to at least be in the same room when the marriage is certified.
Ken: What can I say? I'm a traditionalist.
The slushee wars have commenced. None of us are safe.Mercedes
It's my personal tribute to a musical Jewish icon.Puck