Glee

Glee "Mash-Up" Quotes

Finn: I don't buy that. I don't think any one decision makes your life unless you accidentally invent some kind of zombie virus or something.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Puck: It was a message from God. Rachel was a hot Jew, and the good Lord wanted me to get into her pants.
 • Rating: 2.5 / 5.0

Kurt: Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Quinn: Status is like currency. When your bank account is full, you can get away with doing just about anything. But right now, we're, like, toxic assets.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Finn: I don't think any one decision makes your life. Unless you invent some sort of zombie virus or something.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rod: I can't be caged in, Sue. That's why I got my tiger tattoo.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Puck: Know what the worst part is? It's not the burning in your eyes or how the slushee drips into your underpants. It's the humiliation.
 • Rating: Unrated

Will: Your commitment to football is about as long as your pants.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: What kid is gonna choose glee club over football? It would be ridiculous.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Sue: You sunk my battleship, Rod. And you sunk it hard.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

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