Glee

Glee "Michael" Quotes

Puck: This is what we call taking the high road, which I was shocked to learn has nothing to do with marijuana.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sebastian: I can't stand the stench of public schools.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Santana: This isn't violent. This is clever. I taped it to my under boob.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: Brittany, lock the door.
Brittany: I don't know how to do that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: You may look like the villain out of a cheesy high school movie, but you should know I am prepared to go all Danny Larusso on your ass.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: I wanna go to a college that isn't a FEMA trailer or a prison yard, so let's take the high road.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Quinn: You can't change your past. But you can let go and start your future.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Quinn: Every magazine says it. We hardly know what we're gonna want in 15 years.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Artie: We sing and that's all we ever do.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Puck: You told him what we're gonna do. You're like a modern day Eggs Benedict.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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