Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 1 Episode 4: "Preggers" Quotes
Sue: I'll often yell at homeless people: 'Hey, how is that homelessness working out for you? Try not being homeless for once.'
I'm gonna do everything I can to be a good father.
Finn
Ken: You make this, and you die a legend.
Kurt: Can I pee first?
I had sex with you because you got me drunk on wine coolers and I felt fat that day. But it was a mistake.
Quinn [to Puck]
Find your voice. Stomp that yard. All that crap.
Sue
Not everyone is gonna have the walnuts to take a pro-littering stance. But I will not rest until every inch of our fair state is covered in garbage.
Sue
Hi, I'm Kurt Hummel and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker.
Kurt
My body is like a rum chocolate souffle. If I don't warm it up right, it doesn't rise.
Kurt
The more time Rachel storms out of rehearsal, the less impact it has.
Artie
I thought I made it very clear that anything from West Side Story goes to me.
Rachel
I got a satellite interview. That's lingo for an interview, via satellite.
Sue
Caning works! And I think it's about time we did a little more of it right here... yes, we cane!
Sue
