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Sue: I'll often yell at homeless people: 'Hey, how is that homelessness working out for you? Try not being homeless for once.'

I'm gonna do everything I can to be a good father.


Ken: You make this, and you die a legend.
Kurt: Can I pee first?

I had sex with you because you got me drunk on wine coolers and I felt fat that day. But it was a mistake.

Quinn [to Puck]

Find your voice. Stomp that yard. All that crap.


Not everyone is gonna have the walnuts to take a pro-littering stance. But I will not rest until every inch of our fair state is covered in garbage.


Hi, I'm Kurt Hummel and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker.


My body is like a rum chocolate souffle. If I don't warm it up right, it doesn't rise.


The more time Rachel storms out of rehearsal, the less impact it has.

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