Glee

Glee "Showmance" Quotes

Will: My father always said you'd become a man when you bought your first house. I'm not sure what he meant though because he burned ours down during a drunken fight with mom.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Finn: I want to do glee. I'm really happy when I perform.
Quinn: People think you're gay now, Finn. And you know what that makes me? Your big, gay beard!
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Sue: That was the most offensive thing I've seen in 20 years of teaching — and that includes an elementary school production of Hair.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: Girls want sex just as much as guys do!
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Will: Hold on a second, Sue.
Sue: I resent being told to hold on to anything.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Rachel: Have you ever liked someone so much you just wanna lock yourself in your room, turn on sad music and cry?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: I tried, but I don't have a gag reflex.
Emma: When you're older, that will turn out to be a gift.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Will: We can't afford this.
Terri: All we need to do is give up Applebeer's and AC for the first few summers.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: They're gonna throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Quinn: If you quit the club, I'll let you touch my breast.
Finn: Under the shirt?
Quinn: Over the bra.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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