Maybe it's because she's constantly insulting me like my mom.

Puck [on Lauren]

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• Added: February 09, 2011

Now I'm free to pursue my dreams without anything holding me back.

Rachel

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• Added: February 09, 2011

That's my man and his legs don't work!

Brittany

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• Added: February 09, 2011

I'll just marry an NFL player. They're super reliable.

Santana

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• Added: February 09, 2011

I had a cat thrown at me in a nursing home once.

Kurt

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• Added: February 09, 2011

Santana: I've kissed Finn, and can I just say: NOT worth a buck. I would, however, pay $100 to jiggle one of his man boobs.

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• Added: February 08, 2011