Glee Season 4 Episode 1: "The New Rachel" Quotes
Rachel Berry...impress me.Carmen
Wade: Make no mistake. Unique WILL be the new Rachel.
Blaine: We decide this on our own then, Thunderdome style.
[to Wade] That's a great haircut Mercedes, but I thought you graduated.Brittany
[to Kurt] You know it used to be that just straight ex-football players would lurk the halls of high schools after graduation? But you've proven that gay ex-show choir champs can also be depressive sad sacks desperately clinging to the past.Sue
[to Rachel] Just remember that you're here because you're the best of the best. Start believing that. Oh, and in case you were wondering, which you were, I'm straight.Brody
[to Rachel] We're actors, right? Our skin is like our paintbrush and our canvas.Brody
The co-ed bathrooms take some getting used to. I got tired of everyone's opinion of my extensive night time ritual so I started showering at 3 in the morning when no one else is around.
[to Rachel] I'm not coming down here to help you. I'm coming down here to give you a big New York City welcome. You suck.Cassie
Cassie: I bet you were a big star back in...Iowa.
Rachel: I'm actually from Ohio.
Cassie: Ohio? That's even worse.
Cassie: What's your name?
Cassie: Little Miss David Schwimmer?
Rachel: Little Miss David Schwimmer.