Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 1 Episode 15: "The Power of Madonna" Quotes
You don't deserve the power of Madonna... simply put, you have all the sexuality of all those pandas down at the zoo, who refuse to mate.
Sue
I meant for me. It's win-win for me.
Santana
She's like a cat in heat. She talked about him yesterday and practically sprayed the choir room.
Santana
The way to get a man to follow you forever, take his virginity. Madonna wrote a song about it.
Brittany
When I pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogynist.
Brittany
I thought I smelled cookies from the tears of elves weeping that live in your hair.
Sue
You think this hard. I'm passing a gallstone as we speak. That is hard!
Sue
Somewhere on the English countryside, in a stately manor, Madonna is weeping.
Sue
Lindsay Lohan looks like something out of Lord of the Rings.
Emma
I really don't feel comfortable talking about this with Rabbi Greenburg. Aren't you a guidance counselor?
Rachel
If you're planning on getting all up on this, you're gonna have to make some changes.
Artie
Would you please stop talking? You're grossing out my baby.
Quinn
