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Glee

Enough with the hair jokes. By the way, how is the Florence Henderson look working for you?

Will

I just lost my train of thought because you have so much margarine in your hair.

Sue

Madonna belongs to me and I will not be copied. It's in my contract.

Sue

You don't deserve the power of Madonna... simply put, you have all the sexuality of all those pandas down at the zoo, who refuse to mate.

Sue

I meant for me. It's win-win for me.

Santana

She's like a cat in heat. She talked about him yesterday and practically sprayed the choir room.

Santana

The way to get a man to follow you forever, take his virginity. Madonna wrote a song about it.

Brittany

When I pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogynist.

Brittany

I thought I smelled cookies from the tears of elves weeping that live in your hair.

Sue
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