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Glee

You think this hard. I'm passing a gallstone as we speak. That is hard!

Sue

Somewhere on the English countryside, in a stately manor, Madonna is weeping.

Sue

Lindsay Lohan looks like something out of Lord of the Rings.

Emma

I really don't feel comfortable talking about this with Rabbi Greenburg. Aren't you a guidance counselor?

Rachel

If you're planning on getting all up on this, you're gonna have to make some changes.

Artie

Would you please stop talking? You're grossing out my baby.

Quinn

Jesse: It's not big deal.
Rachel: For a girl it is.

As Madonna once said, I'm tough, I'm ambitious and if that makes me a bitch, that's what I am. Pretty sure she stole that line from Sue Sylvester. No, really. I said it first.

Sue

A la Madonna, I'll no longer acknowledge that any of you have last names.

Sue
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