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Jacob: Ooh, Brittany, what are your plans for the future?
Brittany: Wait. Are you working on a time machine, too?

I worked that song like a hooker pole.

Sugar

They have credits. In utero credits.

Rachel

Rachel: I've never been so humiliated in my life.
Kurt: Me neither. And that's a very high bar.

I need the two of you to escort me to me hyperbaric chamber, as I have glitter in my eyes.

Sue

So this is what being turned on feels like.

Emma

Sue just passed Undecided and Anyone White in the polls.

Emma

Sugar: When I saw you guys singing and dancing in the auditorium, I thought: I'm so much better than you.

Brittany: I have pepperoni in my bra.
Santana: Those are your nipples.

I've put plastic on your chair, so feel free to wet yourself with excitement.

Sue

Allow me to ladle you a piping hot bowl of This is How It Is.

Sue

How is it going with Emma? I'm sure everything in the bedroom is completely normal.

Sue
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Glee Season 3 Episode 1 Quotes

Senior year is all about being the Cheerios top ho and modeling my fierceness after my numero uno Latina, Paul Abdul.

Santana

My mom still hasn't decided if I'm going to Harvard or Stanford.

Mike