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Jacob: Ooh, Brittany, what are your plans for the future?
Brittany: Wait. Are you working on a time machine, too?

I worked that song like a hooker pole.


They have credits. In utero credits.


Rachel: I've never been so humiliated in my life.
Kurt: Me neither. And that's a very high bar.

I need the two of you to escort me to me hyperbaric chamber, as I have glitter in my eyes.


So this is what being turned on feels like.


Sue just passed Undecided and Anyone White in the polls.


Sugar: When I saw you guys singing and dancing in the auditorium, I thought: I'm so much better than you.

Brittany: I have pepperoni in my bra.
Santana: Those are your nipples.

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