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Give me some chocolate or I will cut you.


Unlike you, I believe in the powers of the arts. I don't use them to pick up other guy's chicks.


Finn: I don't need to hide behind my muscles.
Sam: Awesome. I think. Are you insulting me?

People who dress like librarians? All sex addicts.


Ain't no carpool lane to sexy.


Brittany: I'm looking forward to seeing Sam in his gold bikini.
Sam: It's gonna be ab-ulous.

Sue: We've lost the true meaning of Halloween: fear.

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Children must know fear. Without it, they'll try Frenching grizzly bears or trying to live in Florida.


I have no idea what's going on in this script, and it's not in a cool Inception kind of way.

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