Glee

Glee "The Substitute" Quotes (Page 2)

Sue: There's no reason for you to be here... really, there's no reason for you to be here.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Holly: You're like a total drag. Has anyone ever told you that?
Puck: I have.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Brittany [on tater tots]: They look like deep fried deep poop.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Sue [on a piece of broccoli]: When I showed this to Brittany, she whimpered and thought I cut down a small tree where a family of gummy people lived.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Sue and Holly: Hoarders is great. But Animal Hoarders is better.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: Less than 24 hours after my plan to replace all chairs with sharp poles, in my war against sitting... I need a cause.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Puck: Mr. Schuester's set list makes it seem like he hasn't listened to the radio since the 80s.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Rachel: At least I didn't fall and break my talent.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: You smell homeless, Brett. Homeless.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Holly [in Spanish]: Please get into groups and discuss how many times Lindsay Lohan has been in rehab.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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