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Mary Todd Lincoln in the house! My husband was probably gay and I'm bipolar which makes me yell about things like "That teacup is spreading lies about me" or "This can't be my baby, because i don't love it."

Holly

Rachel: Now class I want you to all go around and discuss what songs they like to hear me perform at sectionals.
Santana: You know what!!! *starts yelling*
Rachel: *Screams*

I suggest selling yourself on Craigslist under the heading of 'Men seeking Men with butt chins.'

Sue [to Will]

You make the underflaps of my breasts burn, like when I used to rub them with poison sumac.

Sue

Will: When I'm sick there's only one thing that makes me feel good.
Artie: Gin and juice...

Practice your bipolar rants. See, history can be fun!

Holly

Mr. Schu taught me the second half of the alphabet. I stopped after M and N. I thought they sounded too similar and got frustrated.

Brittany

Holly: I'm Holly Holliday.
Terri: Are you a porn star or a drag queen?

Rest assured that I, and my attorney Gloria Allred, will be pressing charges.

Sue

Why don't you go home, rest, die? It doesn't matter. Because as my first official act as principal, you are fired.

Sue

There's no reason for you to be here... really, there's no reason for you to be here.

Sue

Holly: You're like a total drag. Has anyone ever told you that?
Puck: I have.

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Glee Season 2 Episode 7 Quotes

Will: I thought we were friends.
Sue: That got boring.

My years-long quest for power has finally bore fruit.

Sue

Glee Season 2 Episode 7 Music

  Song Artist
Song Singing in the Rain/Umbrella Glee Cast
Forget-you-2 Forget You Glee Cast iTunes
Make-em-laugh Make 'Em Laugh Glee Cast iTunes
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