Glee Season 1 Episode 9: "Wheels" Quotes
Somewhere in that pea brain of yours is a man. Access him and tell him to prove to me that I chose the right guy to have a baby with.Quinn
Mr. Schue, kids are busier than when you went here. We've got homework, and football, teen pregnancy... lunch.Finn
If I have a pregnant girl doing a handspring into a double layout, the judges aren't going to be admiring her impeccable form, they're going to be wondering if the centrifugal force is going to make the baby's head start crowning.Sue
I love you more than I love being a star.Kurt
$1,200. That's enough for the short bus and two cases of Natty Light for the ride home.Puck
I'm all about being a team player. But my family comes first.Puck
You think this was hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told they're going in another direction. That was hard.Sue
Rachel: People just don't like me.
Finn: You might wanna work on that.
Artie: I wanna be very clear: I still have the use of my penis.
You're a punk who doesn't deserve to have Quinn as his girlfriend.Puck
I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies.Sue
[Ramps] are what I call lazy-makers. They discourage able-bodied students from getting proper exercise by using the stairs.Sue