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Somewhere in that pea brain of yours is a man. Access him and tell him to prove to me that I chose the right guy to have a baby with.

Quinn

Mr. Schue, kids are busier than when you went here. We've got homework, and football, teen pregnancy... lunch.

Finn

If I have a pregnant girl doing a handspring into a double layout, the judges aren't going to be admiring her impeccable form, they're going to be wondering if the centrifugal force is going to make the baby's head start crowning.

Sue

I love you more than I love being a star.

Kurt

$1,200. That's enough for the short bus and two cases of Natty Light for the ride home.

Puck

I'm all about being a team player. But my family comes first.

Puck

You think this was hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told they're going in another direction. That was hard.

Sue

Rachel: People just don't like me.
Finn: You might wanna work on that.

Artie: I wanna be very clear: I still have the use of my penis.

You're a punk who doesn't deserve to have Quinn as his girlfriend.

Puck

I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies.

Sue

[Ramps] are what I call lazy-makers. They discourage able-bodied students from getting proper exercise by using the stairs.

Sue
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Glee Season 1 Episode 9 Quotes

It's my go-to shower song. It's also my ring tone.

Rachel [on Defying Gravity]

I have an iPod dedicated exclusively to selections from Wicked. This is amazing.

Kurt
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