Glee
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I thought I made it very clear that anything from West Side Story goes to me.
Rachel
I got a satellite interview. That's lingo for an interview, via satellite.
Sue
Caning works! And I think it's about time we did a little more of it right here... yes, we cane!
Sue
Dishonesty is food to the marriage. It will die without it.
Kendra
It's a unitard. Guys wear them to work out nowadays. Play sports. They wipe sweat from your body.
Kurt
Will's Father: We just sold all 17 copies of your CD!
Will's Mother: I didn't even have to show any of them my bosoms!
Dude, my bowels have better moves than you.
Puck
He's here! He's here! Josh Groban is here. Front row, big brown eyes, cute as a buttermilk biscuit. I barfed.
Sandy
I'm going to ask you to smell your armpits. That's the smell of failure, and it's stinking up my office.
Sue
Throngs of screaming teenagers don't do it for Josh Groban.
Josh Groban
We're gonna win because we're different. That what makes us special.
Rachel
Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.
