Rachel: So, did you hear about Santana's good news?
Kurt: That she doesn't have a yeast infection?

Hey there, Buttchin! Ahh, Samgelina Jolie!

Sue

We met right here. I took this man's hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I'm not in the habit of taking the hands of people I've never met before, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever. Which is why it's never really felt like I've been getting to know you. It's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?

Blaine

As soon as she returns from her suspension, I plan on installing Becky as my secretary. And I will refer to her as my "Beckretary."

Sue

Kitty: And just like every sad and broken backwards relationship that's ever started in this Jesus- and love-forsaken choir room--
Blaine: Kurt and I WILL have a happy ending--
Kitty: I do like you Artie.

Will: Wait, wait, so you're not firing us?
Sue: Not if you win a national championship, I'm not. However, if you do fail to win at nationals, I will fire you and you'll be forced to build creepy relationships with teenagers on your own time.

People everywhere, except, like, Russia, are beginning to see that it doesn't matter who you are or where you're from or even what god you believe in. They're starting to see we're really not all that different.

Blaine

America, your prayers have been answered. Sue Sylvester is back at McKinley.

Sue

Rachel, that's Gunther. [whispers] Don't tell him if you're Jewish or black.

Santana

My entire life, people have always told me that I was stupid. And after a while I started to believe it. And it wasn't until I walked in this room and I joined this club, that I really started believing in myself. And as soon as I did that, as soon as I started believing that maybe I was smart after all, the whole world did too. And I'm really gonna miss you guys. Cause you guys are like my family.

Brittany

Santana: You're acting like a completely different person and it's making me sad.
Brittany: Well get over it because sadness is stupid.

Jeweler: [to Blaine] Is this him?
Sam: No, oh no. I mean, he wants to do me, but we're just friends.

Glee Quotes

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

Kurt