Glee
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Let me break it down. No one in this musty choir room compares to my megawatt star power. Blaine, you're shorter than a lawn gnome. Joe, you look like a Yucatan spider monkey. Tina is...you're just Tina.
Brittany
There comes a moment in every performer's life that defines him or her, sometimes for the rest of their career. This is our moment. We've struggled. We've endured. And now we must triumph.
Will
I thought you were going to tell me that I was an idiot and that's bullying and I won't tolerate that.
Brittany
Kurt: What a wonderful, wonderful week.
Blaine: And with you in it, a wonderful life.
[to Rachel] I saw something in you. That first day, and I thought to myself 'This one is special. This one might make it.' And that's why I'm so relentless.
Cassie
Burt: You think you two are meant to be?
Blaine: Yes.
Burt: You think you two have a true love?
Blaine: Yes!
Burt: Then stop worrying.
Blaine: So, you're saying that you're okay with me asking for his hand?
Burt: Oh of course not. No, you're still kids. Did you learn anything from Finn and Rachel?
Kurt is my soul mate. I know that I've hurt him badly, but I also know that if I want to get him back I have to do something bold.
Blaine
Blaine: I wanted to formally ask for your permission to ask Kurt to marry me.
Burt: You kidding, or you nuts?
Gay rights has been one of my top issues, even though it makes me wildly unpopular with my distinguished colleagues. They're on the wrong side of history, so screw 'em.
Burt
Mercedes: Are you gonna argue with our Lord and Saviour Jesus?
Jake: I mean, I'm Jewish.
Mercedes: So was he.
[to Artie] Duh, I'm trying to be wonderful. I like to switch it up, be unpredictable. Sometimes I'm sweet, sometimes I'm sour. Keeps it interesting.
Kitty
