Glee
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And hey, why worry about carbs when we're all gonna die anyway?
Will
Sam, despite your outlandishly low test scores, you're a genius.
Brittany
I'm really surprised that Jesus Christ Superstar has chosen to end the world this way instead of the way he killed off the dinosaurs which was a global yeast infection.
Brittany
Your boyfriend wasn't a cater waiter he was a Gigolo; like Magic Mike with happy endings, for money.
Santana
I don't even think you need all of these beauty products Rachel because they're not really having the desired effect, unless your goal is to look like a reject from the Shahs of Sunset.
Santana
My most guilty pleasure of late, my boyfriend arm. I ordered it one night while on Ambien.
Kurt
If we all share musical shame with each other, we could all become a more cohesive team for regionals.
Blaine
Please be songs about sweaters.
Brittany
My art teacher thinks I'm some kind of genius like the ugly guy in Shine except with macaroni.
Sam
Brody: Listen, I can explain this.
Finn: Shut your mouth.
Marley: You're a natural leader, Finn. A teacher. You don't need Mr. Shue's approval to be that.
Finn: Yeah, but I do need a little thing called a teaching degree.
Marley: So, go get one.
Marley: Can I speak freely?
Finn: Yeah, sure, I'm not your commanding officer or anything. Say whatever you want.
Marley: Dude, you really need to grow a pair.
Finn: Maybe we should go back to you not speaking so freely.
