Glee
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[to Blaine] Well, I hope you're ready for some form-fitting polyester, gay Clark Kent from season one of Smallville. Because it looks like you're going to be the bottom of my Cheerios pyramid after all.
Sue
Rachel: I'm pretty sure she just stole my comforter.
Kurt: Bitch took my pillow.
[to Santana] We just got off the phone with Brody. Did you confront him at NYADA with a Paula Abdul song?
Kurt
It's time to perfect my Nicki Minaj where the hell did that come from cuckoo for cocoa puffs crazy pants threat.
Sue
[to Jake] I love you, and that means something to me. It's not just words.
Marley
[to Rachel] My psychic Mexican third eye is never wrong.
Santana
Don't act like you're above these kids, Finn. Not that long ago you were one of them.
Will
Blaine: I'm not rejoining the Cheerios.
Sue: Oh you most certainly are. Or something unfortunate will most likely be happening to you extremely soon.
Rachel, you can't just blow past this like nothing ever happened. This is a wake-up call. This is an opportunity for you to take a hard look at the choices that you're making, where your life is heading.
Santana
[to Finn] Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy mopes around and sits on his ass until his best man helps save the day. Thank you.
Will
Will: If you were to write yourself a pamphlet, what would it be called?
Emma: 'So You're Freaking Out Because The Man You're Supposed to Marry Parades Back Into Town and You Don't Feel Like You Know Him Anymore.'
Emma: Will are you crazy?
Will: Crazy for you!
