Favorite Gossip Girl Quotes
Dan: Whatever Jane sent you here to say, why don't you just say it.
Serena: Well we both think that you should waive your right to write the script.
Dan: Why would I do that?
Serena: Because if you write it your project will be stuck in development hell.
Goodbye Charles.
Lily
Jane: Inside will be the next Social Network. We're gonna Zuckerberg him.
Serena: Jane, this is unfair.
Jane: I prefer to let the audience decide what's fair or not.
Serena: Dan is not like that. Why don't I put a dinner on the books for all of us and this way you'll see.
Jane: The next time I see Dan will be at Cannes when I'm shaking his grateful hand on the dais.
Gossip Girl: Spotted: S trying to navigate a slippery slope. But she's not the only accident waiting to happen.
Olivia: Dan? What are you doing here?
Dan: I could ask you the same thing. You're supposed to be working.
Olivia: You're not serious.
Rufus: Lily, she'll be okay.
Lily: This is your fault. It's not fair. I go away, then I come back and my daughter's not going to college. I trusted you.
Rufus: So trust me now. Don't force her.
Serena: I'm sorry. I couldn't do it to her.
KC: I understand. Like I'm sure you understand that you're fired.
[to Olivia] Great movie. You were amazing. And I'm an idiot.
Dan
Serena, you helped me find myself. Now I hope you are just as lucky.
Ursula
Scott: Vanessa, I lied to you because I had to.
Vanessa: That's not good enough.
Scott: My name's not Adler, it's Rossin. I'm Rufus and Lily's son.
Gossip Girl: I hope everyone's policies are paid up, because it looks like we're on a collision course.
Nate: I thought your theory was that if we got to know each other, we'd break up.
Bree: Maybe I'm revising my theory.
Blair: Georgina, please. Nobody wants greasy pizza and Vanessa's home movies when there's a sushi and sake party next door! Did I mention wasabi facials?
Georgina: Okay then. And ... shut the door?
