Favorite Gossip Girl Quotes
When Prince Charming found Cinderella's slipper, they didn't accuse him of having a foot fetish.
Dan
(as Serena covers his eyes and kisses him) Oh, Chuck, I had no idea you felt that way about me.
Dan
Catherine: Blair, have you seen Nate?
Blair: Umm, no. It's a blackout.
Blair: Where did you find these people?
Dorota: Facebook. I joined few groups!
[to Serena] Do you forget what happens to you on vacation? There's a reason you never get a tan line.
Blair
One good scandal deserves another.
Blair: [after Gabriel-Poppy fight] Oops.
Chuck: Hmm.
Gossip Girl: Spotted: The fall of a politician and the rise of a hero. Sorry, Congressman. You've just been vetoed.
Chuck: This isn't over.
Dan: Any time. That one black eye looks a little lonely.
Blair: I was thinking I'd just disappear for awhile. Give him a taste of life without me.
Dan: No, that's a terrible idea. Don't disappear. Become unavoidable. Chuck may be a deviant but he's still a man. Drive him crazy. Wear him down. You should be good at that.
Blair: Look who finally got a little interesting.
Dan: I'm sure it's a fluke.
Chuck: I'll be waiting on top of the Empire State Building.
Blair: You can't Affair to Remember me.
Nate: No offense, but don't you think you're a little outmatched?
Chuck: At squash? I've been playing my father since 8th grade, how good can Marcus be?
Nate: No, I mean as a guy. Blair wants to be a princess and your greatest achievement is owning PART of a burlesque club.
Chuck: Which is why I have to get to know him. No one is that perfect. Once I get him outta the way, I'll have a clear shot with Blair.
Nate: You know it's love when you start talking like an assassin.
Chuck: I think you're jealous of my new best friend!
