Popular Gossip Girl Quotes
[to Blair] Now that we've established that I own you, you have six hours to get a thousand signatures and make sure they're legible. Have fun!
Vanessa
Most of you don't know me. My name is Blair Waldorf. But a lot of you know my roommate who threw this amazing party, Georgina! I know, Georgina rocks, right? It's funny, I never knew a Jesus freak could throw such a good party, but I guess I was wrong. So everybody raise a glass, or a plastic cup of foam, to the coolest Christian I know, Georgina Sparks!
Blair
Did you send the invitations by carrier pigeon?
Blair
Eleanor: One of the things that makes Waldorf women so special is that they don't fit in everywhere.
Blair: I don't feel like I fit in anywhere.
Charlie: Dan's standing outside of some restaurant called Veselka. But he's definitely acting weird.
Serena: Veselka. And guilty weird or hungry weird? The man loves his pierogies.
I don't see what we need Blair for, I mean, don't you read Gossip Girl? Extortion's what I do. All day.
Jenny
(to Lily) Who's your lucky escort this evening? Someone you picked up at the funeral?
Jack
Well, it does have franchise potential. Chuck Bass, I do believe that all your years of underage boozing and womanizing have finally paid off. Truly, I am proud.
Blair
Tripp: Maureen orchestrated a fraud. If you walked out the door this second it wouldn't change a thing. But I hope you won't.
Serena: I have to. You're married and as long as you are, I can't do this.
Blair: Louis just lied to me about his family.
Dorota: How you know?
Blair: My outfit for tonight's announcement included a pair of crocodile Alaias. You can't wear such a beautiful shoe if there's even a hint of a sprinkle outside. So of course I checked the weather. Clear from Monaco to Manhattan.
Dorota: Maybe have something to do with Lonely Boy book. Louis was reading while you sleep. He did not look happy.
Blair: I told him not to read it. It's not like there's anything in it that he doesn't know about me. {she starts reading}. Oh my god. I'm going to kill Dan Humphrey.
Don't they know that without me, they'd never see the inside of a fashion tent? They'd be stuck behind the barricades with PETA! In fact, maybe I will leave them outside with PETA. Maybe that will teach them some manners!
Blair
If KGB can't get me to talk, Chuck Bass has no chance.
Dorota
