Gossip Girl Season 2 Episode 17: "Carrnal Knowledge" Quotes
Ladies, you can get your tiny brains to rest. Once again the world has proven - anything you can do, I can do better.
Blair
I'm glad you're not wearing that raccoon makeup anymore, because you looked like one of the Incredibles.
Dan
Rachel: I'm guessing for you, birthdays rarely meant new pens and a notebook to fill with your ideas.
Serena: Yeah, more like a Chanel wallet and a credit card to get me out of the house.
Give Handsome to a homeless man! ... Make sure he has kind eyes.
Blair
It turns out I can still get into Oberlin.
Blair
I can't believe we're all here on a Saturday night. That's a lot of canceled restaurant reservations.
Lily
Turn on CNN, walk down Wall Street, go to Washington, that's who they are, and if they find out that I let an outsider in — lose the card, the stamp on your arm will fade, and stop asking questions! Stop looking!
Elle
Mees Blair. Your martyr act, no good.
Dorota
Don't you see? If Cornflower Mary can come in here and tell us how to run things, then everything we've stood for all these years is nothing. This isn't about Yale. This is about our legacy. What we do here today echoes through eternity. Who's with me?
Blair
Is a scandal still a scandal if you can't text about it?
Hazel
I made friends with a family of squirrels, and had lots of time to think.
Blair
