Nate: You're not still thinking about that girl are you?
Chuck: Her name is Elle. If you must know, I'm late for my chiropractor. Makes the Kama Sutra feel new again.
Nate: Nice to see you moving on.

I have a friend on cyberspace who knows just what to do. XOXO.

Blair

(to Dan) The Ladies Room? I knew you and Serena were having problems, but I had no clue they were anatomical.

Blair

When the truth fails you, you have no choice but to abandon it. Make something up, idiots! With friends like these, who needs friends.

Blair

Every great leader knows, you don't send your girls into the field unarmed. If we know Blair Waldorf, munitions are on their way.

Gossip Girl

Miss Queller: New school policy. There will be no cell phone usage during school hours. Every morning before you enter the building you will check your phones.
Blair: Is this a joke?
Penelope: I feel nauseous.
Hazel: Pinch me. I'm in my own worst nightmare.

Never in my 16,982 hours of schooling have I ever been sentenced to detention.

Blair

While Upper East Siders are hitting the snooze button, Blair Waldorf had a rude awakening when the rooster crowed at dawn this morning.

Gossip Girl

They say every action has an equal and opposite reaction, and once something is set on motion, it can't help up to build a momentum.

Gossip Girl

One thing is certain on the Upper East Side - what goes around, comes around.

Gossip Girl

Sweetheart, what matters most to me is not what college you go to, it's what kind of a person you grow up to be.

Harold

Nate: So, the Ultimate Gentlemen's Club was here? Because this place reminds me my aunt's house.
Chuck: This was the place. I know it.

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Gossip Girl Season 2 Episode 17 Quotes

Is a scandal still a scandal if you can't text about it?

Hazel

I made friends with a family of squirrels, and had lots of time to think.

Blair
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