Blair: Are you upset because you kissed a guy?
Chuck: I'm upset because I kissed someone who wasn't you. Do you really think I've never kissed a guy before?
Blair: Love me?
Chuck: Always.

Chuck: You were late.
Blair: I got caught in a text flurry with Dorota. I'm sorry.

Minion: Vanessa is giving the toast again, and she's got some big pink claw thing!
Blair: Well, I don't know about that. However, phase one is complete.

Blair: You!
Vanessa: Yeah, Blair, me.

Chuck: You okay?
Blair: No, no! No I am not okay!

Chuck: Bad dream? Don't tell me it was Charade again. I know how terrifying you find Walter Matthau.
Blair: Worse. I was in All About Eve.

Blair: I've never been Bette Davis before. I'm Audrey Hepburn! Not some plain baby Jane.
Chuck: We both know this is about NYU. Now it may take time, but one day you will hold that school in the palm [kiss] of your dainty hand.
Blair: I'm Audrey. I'm Audrey!

Serena: Please tell me this is a joke.
Nate: Don't worry. I have an idea.

Vanessa: So Rufus, how is married life?
Rufus: At the risk of sounding like a man deeply in love, each day gets better than the one before.
Dan: Must be if you're back with the Welcome Back Kotter mugs. They look great next to Lily's china.

Serena: But what makes you think we'll win? You're not exactly a card shark?
Nate: Well, this one night Bree told me every one of P.J.'s tells. So you'll know exactly when to call his bluff.
Serena: Wait, what? Me?
Nate: Oh, yeah. You're gonna be playing.

[to posse] Enough! I am in no mood to hear you fawn over some girl with tacky accessories who lives to recycle.

Blair

Careful, V. Don't send out those invitations just yet. We hear another girl has her eyes on the prize.

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Gossip Girl Season 3 Episode 6 Quotes

[to Serena] I would rather have you hate me than feel sorry for me.

Carter

Where'd you learn to give a pep talk, Guantanamo?

Blair