Gossip Girl Season 4 Episode 5: "Goodbye, Columbia" Quotes
Nate: Thanks for coming with me man.
Dan: No problem. I shouldn't have told you about the cotton swab thing. That was insensitive.
Juliet: Okay, it says here that you both slept with Serena and Vanessa, and that Vanessa also slept with Chuck, who slept with Blair.
Nate: All that's on Gossip Girl?
Juliet: Yeah. She made a flow chart actually, which I have to say is very helpful.
A good scandal is one thing, but even Gossip Girl likes to keep things classy and somewhat true.Serena
Serena: I mean who would lie to Gossip Girl about something like that?
Blair: Do you really want a list? Because I don't know if I have that kind of time.
Chuck: The dean's extended me the courtesy of auditing a few classes. He thought it important I get the feel for campus life before breaking ground on the new Bart Bass Memorial Rotunda.
Blair: The what?
Chuck: It's a building. With a circular ground plan. Usually covered by a dome.
Dan: You guys haven't ...
Nate: No. I spent the night at her place, but I took a page from the ol' Humphrey playbook and we just talked and played Scrabble.
Nate: Juliet and I have this nice little evening planned after the mixer. Got some nice champagne, new Matteo sheets ... and I'm hoping some recently purchased lingerie.
Dan: That's for her, right?
Serena: The problem is I've been late for my English Lit class a few times and lates count as absences, which â€”
Blair: If only there were a device of some kind to keep the time.
Serena: With Dan and Nate behind me I really feel like I can bury the old me and start anew.
Blair: May you rest in peace.
Serena: B, can I talk to you for a minute?
Blair: Yes. [to Minion #1] Five paces behind. For privacy. [to Minion #2] Ten for you.
Researching women of power so I can better forge my path to become one ... Sarah Louise Palin!? [to follower] Do you even want to be a minion?!Blair