Serena: Hey Mom. We're back from our tour of the best pastry shops in Manhattan.
Charlie: I did a Linzer tart taste test.
Eric: I had three espressos and then I picked a fight with a barista.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. But ask any Upper East Side girl to show you her most prized possession and we bet the box is Vivier. Not Cartier.

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Nate: Single malt for breakfast?
Chuck: Takes the edge off the coke.

What's more important than school?


Blair: They moved the party.
Dan: Who moves a party?

Vanessa, I know we've been friends since we were little and we both like pirogies, and my dad really misses you, but just to be clear, so there's no misunderstanding down the road, we are not friends anymore.


There's not a woman in this room who didn't take some pleasure in your downfall, myself included. You may want to adjust your dress. Your monitor is showing.


Dan and I have a real connection. We did things like visit the Dia and debate Cahbrol versus Romer. Things that we could never do with you.


Louis: My parents do not approve. You are a commoner.
Blair: Well have they seen Princess Stephanie's husbands? I'm not a circus performer.

The only thing thicker than blood is the ink on Page Six.


No one can see me here, and even though you fall under that moniker I still need you to go.


Charlie: It says here they went away together to Connecticut.
Serena: Oh, that doesn't mean anything. They went to Cornwall to find Juliet because she drugged me and tried to convince everyone I was crazy.
Charlie: Right. Because that happens.

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Well, because if Vanessa is lying and it isn't true, then I'm a horrible friend for believing her. But if it is true, then they're horrible friends for not telling me.


I'm sorry, I'm still new at this, how is this better than just asking them?