Gossip Girl Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot" Quotes
Serena: So, when's the party?
Blair: Saturday... and you're kinda not invited. Since, until 12 hours ago, we all thought you were at boarding school. And Jenny used up all the invites.
Blair: You can go now.
So, you guys wanna sit together at lunch?Dan
Chuck: You guys have been dating since kindergarten and you haven't sealed the deal.
Nate: Who says 'seal the deal?'
Chuck: Serena look effin hot last night. There's something wrong with that level of perfection. It needs to be violated.
Nate: You are deeply disturbed.
Nate: You're back now.
Serena: I didn't come back for you.
Look, Blair's my best friend and you're her boyfriend. And she loves you. That's the way things are supposed to be.Serena
Serena: You know my mom: if it's not broke, break it.
Jenny: So we should just be anonymous losers who eat lunch alone and never get invited to parties?
Dan: Works for me.
I don't read Gossip Girl. That's for chicks.Dan
Better lock it down with Nate, B. Clock is ticking.Gossip Girl
Mrs. Waldorf: If you're gonna wear one of my designs, at least tell me so we can have it fitted.
Blair: Thanks, mom.