She doesn't know me. Nobody knows me. It's cool. It's fine.

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

(first line) Hey Upper East Siders, Gossip Girl here, and I have the biggest news ever!

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Gossip Girl: Spotted: Serena, making a heroic exit from B's party. Too bad for her, there's school on Monday.

Blair: She better not show her face again.
Chuck: I'm actually hoping she will.

Dan: Think I got a shot at a second date?
Serena: I don't think you could top this one.
Dan: Well, I did punch someone.

Serena: You asked me out on a date and you didn't think I was nice?
Dan: No, I just thought you were hot. And, technically, you asked me out.

Chuck: I love freshmen. They're so...
Isabel: Fresh?

Dad, you could just tell me I look nice, instead of turning this into a sermon on the passage of time.

Jenny

Lily: Why is my daughter going to one of your concerts?
Rufus: Cause we're awesome.

Dan: You'll really go out with some guy you don't know?
Serena: Well, you can't be worse than the guys I do know.

When Prince Charming found Cinderella's slipper, they didn't accuse him of having a foot fetish.

Dan

Gossip Girl Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

Better lock it down with Nate, B. Clock is ticking.

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Mrs. Waldorf: If you're gonna wear one of my designs, at least tell me so we can have it fitted.
Blair: Thanks, mom.