Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl "Rufus Getting Married" Quotes (Page 4)

Georgina: Why won't he respond to any of my calls or my texts or my animated e-cards?
Vanessa: Are you serious?
Georgina: The last one I sent him was this adorable singing dog.
Vanessa: Okay. Dan didn't write you back because (a) he broke up with you, (b) he's seeing someone else, and (c) even though I tried to defend you, you're a full-on crazy person.
Georgina: Wait, can we go back to (b) for a second?
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Nate: So you're happy with Chuck. Don't I deserve to be happy as well?
Blair: Trust me, Nate, I know women, and none of us are that nice.
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Dan: The toilets in Tokyo talk!
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Vanessa: Why are you using my screen name again?
Dan: Because every time I log on, Georgina pounces on my IM.
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Chuck: So Bree, you went home last week?
Bree: Yeah, I tried to mend the whole I'm-dating-a-Vanderbilt fence. Didn't work. We're southern, so family loyalty is big down there.
Blair: Like slavery! [awkward silence] What? I'm joking.
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Carter: Go, talk to her.
Serena: Fine. Please, take my place at dim sum with my friends.
Carter: Dumplings with Blair and Chuck?
Serena: And Nate. You can do some recon for me. Blair hates Nate's new girlfriend, I want to know if she's really that bad. I bet Bree is perfectly nice even if she is a Buckley.
Carter: [pauses] Um, unfortunately, I do have more people owing me money to talk to.
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Chuck: Look, I love you, but just because Nate liking Bree doesn't make her a piranha. And Serena liking Carter doesn't make him a prince.
Blair: Where are you going? I have tension!
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Chuck: Look ... I may loathe the guy, but he didn't have to own up to anything. I bought him a ticket out of town. He risked a lot, knowing Bree would be there. He must really care about you.
Serena: The girl he proposed to was a Buckley.
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