Jenny: [looking at designs] It looks like a pilgrim at a funeral. [pauses] I am so, so sorry.
Eleanor: You're absolutely right.
Jenny: I am?
Eleanor: Yes. Don't let it go to your head.

Nate makes me feel alive. I'm not gonna give that up.

Catherine

Blair: Honestly, Catherine, so what? If they wanna be together you can't stop them. Just deal with it.
Catherine: I wouldn't expect you to understand.
Blair: Hot young guy? Aging beauty enjoying her last hurrah before the surgeries start? It's called a cliche.

Catherine: Blair, have you seen Nate?
Blair: Umm, no. It's a blackout.

Vanessa: I don't believe this. I kept telling myself you were different than Blair and all the others, but you're just as bad!
Nate: It's not that simple, okay?
Vanessa: Are you sleeping with that woman?
Nate: Yes.
Vanessa: Is that the reason you keep canceling on me?
Nate: Yes, but...
Vanessa: No, Nate, there are no buts. You lied to me and you're sleeping with some Mrs. Robinson. And while on the Upper East Side that might be totally normal, I didn't sign up for some love triangle with you and somebody's mom!

It's a city-wide blackout, but we have candles. Everything's going to be fine!

Blair

Sorry to break it to you B, but this party just went over... to the dark side.

Gossip Girl

Blair: Not that it's any of your business, but Marcus and I have an amazing sex life.
Chuck: Really? [pauses] What names does he call you when you make love? Where does he put his hand? Does he ... [whispers] Have sex with me.
Blair: What?
Chuck: Just once, that's all I ask.
Blair: You are disgusting and I hate you.
Chuck: Then why are you still holding my hand?

Serena: [laughing awkwardly] What ... was that?
Dan: That was Gossip Girl.

Serena: I'm sorry, I'm not laughing. It's just so obvious. You're not over Blair. This is your body's way of telling you!
Chuck: I don't have a romantic bone in my body. Least of all that one. But you do raise an interesting idea. Clearly there's some kind of ... blockage.
[pauses] Perhaps ...
Serena: No!
Chuck: One more go-around, just to clear the pipes.
Serena: You are not using Blair as sexual Drano!

[to Vanessa] He's not still reading one of those Dan and Serena should-be-or-shouldn't-be threads is he?

Rufus

Serena: Who was that?
Chuck: A whiff of the Far East.
Serena: Sometimes I envy you. Wait, what am I saying? You're disgusting.

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Gossip Girl Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes

Serena: I'm scared.
Dan: Me too.
Serena: When I step out of here, it's over.
Dan: I think... I think it was already. It just took us this long to realize, and get used to it.

Gossip Girl: Spotted: Lady B acting not so lady-like. Hope you kept the receipt for that tiara, B.

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