Gossip Girl Season 2 Episode 3: "The Dark Night" Quotes
Jenny: [looking at designs] It looks like a pilgrim at a funeral. [pauses] I am so, so sorry.
Eleanor: You're absolutely right.
Jenny: I am?
Eleanor: Yes. Don't let it go to your head.
- Permalink: It looks like a pilgrim at a funeral. I am so, so sorry. You'...
Nate makes me feel alive. I'm not gonna give that up.Catherine
- Permalink: Nate makes me feel alive. I'm not gonna give that up.
Blair: Honestly, Catherine, so what? If they wanna be together you can't stop them. Just deal with it.
Catherine: I wouldn't expect you to understand.
Blair: Hot young guy? Aging beauty enjoying her last hurrah before the surgeries start? It's called a cliche.
- Permalink: Honestly, Catherine, so what? If they wanna be together you can'...
Catherine: Blair, have you seen Nate?
Blair: Umm, no. It's a blackout.
- Permalink: Blair, have you seen Nate? Umm, no. It's a blackout.
Vanessa: I don't believe this. I kept telling myself you were different than Blair and all the others, but you're just as bad!
Nate: It's not that simple, okay?
Vanessa: Are you sleeping with that woman?
Vanessa: Is that the reason you keep canceling on me?
Nate: Yes, but...
Vanessa: No, Nate, there are no buts. You lied to me and you're sleeping with some Mrs. Robinson. And while on the Upper East Side that might be totally normal, I didn't sign up for some love triangle with you and somebody's mom!
- Permalink: I don't believe this. I kept telling myself you were different t...
It's a city-wide blackout, but we have candles. Everything's going to be fine!Blair
- Permalink: It's a city-wide blackout, but we have candles. Everything's goi...
Sorry to break it to you B, but this party just went over... to the dark side.Gossip Girl
- Permalink: Sorry to break it to you B, but this party just went over... to ...
Blair: Not that it's any of your business, but Marcus and I have an amazing sex life.
Chuck: Really? [pauses] What names does he call you when you make love? Where does he put his hand? Does he ... [whispers] Have sex with me.
Chuck: Just once, that's all I ask.
Blair: You are disgusting and I hate you.
Chuck: Then why are you still holding my hand?
- Permalink: Not that it's any of your business, but Marcus and I have an ama...
Serena: [laughing awkwardly] What ... was that?
Dan: That was Gossip Girl.
- Permalink: What ... was that? That was Gossip Girl.
Serena: I'm sorry, I'm not laughing. It's just so obvious. You're not over Blair. This is your body's way of telling you!
Chuck: I don't have a romantic bone in my body. Least of all that one. But you do raise an interesting idea. Clearly there's some kind of ... blockage.
[pauses] Perhaps ...
Chuck: One more go-around, just to clear the pipes.
Serena: You are not using Blair as sexual Drano!
- Permalink: I'm sorry, I'm not laughing. It's just so obvious. You're not ov...
[to Vanessa] He's not still reading one of those Dan and Serena should-be-or-shouldn't-be threads is he?Rufus
- Permalink: He's not still reading one of those Dan and Serena should-be-or-...
Serena: Who was that?
Chuck: A whiff of the Far East.
Serena: Sometimes I envy you. Wait, what am I saying? You're disgusting.
- Permalink: Who was that? A whiff of the Far East. Sometimes I envy you....
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