Gossip Girl "The Handmaiden's Tale" Quotes
Blair: Is that a bong, mother? I didn't take you for a stoner.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Dan: A ball?
Rufus: Haven't you heard? You're sister's Cinderella.
Dan: And let me guess. You're wicked step-sister is Blair Waldorf.
• Rating: Unrated
Gossip Girl: What was it we say about appearances? Yes, they can be deceiving. But most of the time, what you see is what you get.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Blair: What is Nate doing? He's supposed to go find Kati and Is. It's getting late and I'm losing heat.
Chuck: Well you look ravishing. If I were your man, I wouldn't need clues to find you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dan: Serena, hey.
Serena: What are you really doing here, Dan?
Dan: What am I doing here? I ran across the city, I rent a tuxedo, I stole this mask from some drunken kid only to look like Robin, I conned my way in here all to see you. I care.
Serena: Well, you didn't seem to care this morning when you were with another girl and lied about it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Vanessa: You said you love me.
Dan: Loved you. In the past, in the pre-shaving sixteen-year-old kind of way. You know, things have changed.
• Rating: Unrated
Jenny: Everything okay?
Serena: I'm not sure. Dan surprised me by showing up here.
Jenny: Well, go Dan!
Serena: Yeah, except then he threw me through a loop by chasing after some girl named Vanessa.
Jenny: No, V's Dan's best friend.
• Rating: Unrated
Serena: I hear the Ice Capades are coming to town.
Dan: If you're there, so am I.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Blair: All I wanted was for us to start over. And you didn't even try.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chuck: Little Jenny Humphrey gets my pants off and I still don't manage to enjoy it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 19
